Have Nothing! Have Something!
注:英语相声
曾自力
2011年12月20日
A:Whatever you say there have nothing,I can say there have something!
B:Really?
A:Believe it or not!
B:Let's have a try!
A:Okay!What do you say?
B:Look,there is nothing in the sky!
A:We have blue,you see!
B:There is nothing in the air!
A:HaHa,you are wrong,we've got much airs.(making deep breath)
B:I can't believe I puzzle you.Come on again.There is nothing in the tree!
A:We have leaves!
B:There is nothing on the road!
A:We've got a lot of things such as small stones,dust and stickers.
B:There is nothing in the river!
A:We'v got water,you see!
B:There is nothing in the biulding!
A:We have walls.windows,doors and floors!
B:Oh,now,there is nothing in my mind!
A:No,No,No.Do you have brains?Wait!
B:What are you looking for on me?(hehe,snearing,)There is nothing on me!
A:Yes,he is bared!(to the audience)
B:I'm fucking you!(去你的!)
A:(laughing)