Have Nothing! Have Something!

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 Have Nothing! Have Something!

注:英语相声

曾自力

2011年12月20日

 

A:Whatever you say there have nothing,I can say there have something!

B:Really?

A:Believe it or not!

B:Let's have a try!

A:Okay!What do you say?

B:Look,there is nothing in the sky!

A:We have blue,you see!

B:There is nothing in the air!

A:HaHa,you are wrong,we've got much airs.(making deep breath)

B:I can't believe I puzzle you.Come on again.There is nothing in the tree!

A:We have leaves!

B:There is nothing on the road!

A:We've got a lot of things such as small stones,dust and stickers.

B:There is nothing in the river!

A:We'v got water,you see!

B:There is nothing in the biulding!

A:We have walls.windows,doors and floors!

B:Oh,now,there is nothing in my mind!

A:No,No,No.Do you have brains?Wait!

B:What are you looking for on me?(hehe,snearing,)There is nothing on me!

A:Yes,he is bared!(to the audience)

B:I'm fucking you!(去你的!)

A:(laughing)

 

 

 

 

 

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